Monday, June 17, 2013

Bruin Necessities: Game 3 (With Updates)

Is it ominous or prophetic that Juneau's 1st thunderstorm in years started as I walked down to the watering hole to watch game after work?

Coming Into 3rd Period: I think the bears are awake and VERY hungry for Blackhawks served in cup. Now, if that f#ck!ng marine advisory about thunderstorms would just quit interrupting the game...

Update 1: something surprising me is how well Bs hitting and shrugging hits.

Update 2: 1:30 to go and f#ck!ng advisory cuts broadcast again! Bravo Sierra!!!

And... I miss the fight.

I Am So Disgusted With These People

As someone traumatized by the start of the PC movement (bowel, maybe?) that launched just as I was finishing college, this surprises me not:

Important: Researcher Says that Berenstein Bears, Franklin the Friendly Turtle Perpetuate "Racist," "Socially Dominant Norms" to Children

This comes to us courtesy of Ace, who reminds us:
These are the people who populate our EPA, IRS, and of course our DoJ, too.
Oh, how I wish this d!ckw@ds would go away and leave us alone!

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Weekend Earworm: 06/16/2013

Yesterday was total Disturbia. Disturbia makes me harken back to Junior High School. Aaaahhhhhh, Junior High...

Big hair, leg warmers, Michael Jackson gave us a real thriller, U2 just started coming onto the scene and we were just starting to celebrate Orwell's 1984 (by the way, as Ed Driscoll is often wont to say, it wasn't meant as a user guide).

13, going on 14, it felt like a big country out there and I'm left hankering for some contrasting Big Country to break out of the Disturbia of the past week:


Or...


So take that look out of here, it doesn't fit you
Because it's happened doesn't mean you've been discarded
Pull up your head off the floor, come up screaming
Cry out for everything you ever might have wanted
I thought that pain and truth were things that really mattered
But you can't stay here with every single hope you had shattered
Stay alive!

How NOT To Do This (Unless Trying to Prove Point That Guns = Evil)

My Month With a Gun: Week One [emphasis mine]:
Yes, I bought a handgun and will carry it everywhere I go over the next 30 days. I have four rules: Carry it with me at all times, follow the laws of my state, only do what is minimally required for permits, licensing, purchasing and carrying, and finally be prepared to use it for protecting myself at home or in public.
I think I'll just file this under the "idiots" portion of idiots and knaves. 

Hat tip Instapundit

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Bruin Necessities: the Ju-Ju Coda

S'okay, I made a big deal about the 3rdGuinness  ju-ju recommended by the waitress who thought the 3rd Guinness would do the trick, was fanatical Bs & Pats fan, and had just moved to Juneau less than 2 weeks ago...

Yeah, it's big ju-ju to a superstitious nut like me.

Right now, I'm sitting outside Tulip's place of work, waiting for her shift to finish, and thinking about even bigger ju-ju.

You see, I haven't owned a Bs team hat in long while. Pats and Sox, yes, Bs, no. As soon as they made the Cup, she looked at me and said that I needed a team hat and proceeded to order one for me. 

It got here yesterday. Big ju-ju, indeed.

Thankee Tulip!


Bruin Necessities: Watching With Baited Breath (With Updates)

3rd period at a local watering hole, sipping Guinness, and on the edge of my seat. Unbelievable the way these two teams beating on each other. Definitely one of the most exciting series of games I've had opportunity to watch in llllllloooooonnnngg time....

Fingers crossed and team hat on for hopeful good ju-ju!

Update: OT?! F#ck, don't think my freakinghighBP can handle it!

Cr@p, better pop 'nuther lisinopril...

Update 2: waitress, who originally hails from Marshfield, thinks Guinness #3 will be the magic ju-ju Bs need. God, I hope so (not that I'm superstitious or anything). 'Scuse me while I rub my rabbit's foot...

Update 3: Deliberate hold! Why wasn't it called?

Update 4: 3rd GUINNESS BABY!!!

Weekend Earworm: 06/15/2013

F#ck, don't we all feel like this a little too often?


It's been one such week for feeling this way.

'Nuff said.

Ex-pat's Pats: Seriously? WTF!

Caught this off of Drudge while drinking coffee this morning:

Kraft: Putin stole Bowl ring

Friday, June 14, 2013

Bruin Necessities: Ummm...

Yeah, I'm still crying myself to sleep. A loss in Triple OT in the opening game? 1990 again?

I think not.

Ex-pat's Pats: The Apprentice HR Sith Lord Called It...

About a year ago.

One of my coworkers has been a HUGE Tebow fan for a while and was very unhappy with the Jets (who isn't) for how they played him (or didn't). For quite awhile he's been going around the office saying, "Just watch..."

Hehehehehehehe.

Image courtesy of the Huffington Post

We already know my thoughts about Tim Tebow. I could care less about his religiosity and, if people would just shut-up about it and work with him, some of that early promise just might pay off. Feeling liberal and anti-religious (it's for the weak-minded, of course, not unlike Obama-mania) and don't like it? I don't particularly give a flying f#ck, d!ckw@d.

Honestly, I'm excited. I think he's got abilities that can be used outside the pocket and, if he's willing to be as dynamic as the rest of the team, we're going to have an interesting season. Maybe slotting-in behind the Gronk? Both Ridley and Tebow in the backfield? Just don't place him into that useless Wildcat for obvious direct snaps where the D easily reads it. Yeah, that worked so well for Miami and, last year, the Jets.

I'm kind've hoping that he'll get a lot of play during at least one of the regular season games scheduled against the Jets and we just mop the field with them.

Let's go see with a sense of Adventure!

Monday, June 10, 2013

Am I Zumboing Myself? Have to Say That I Kind've Agree With Bob on This One

Bob Owens reveals some of his thoughts over the new offering from TrackingPoint:
Summed up: you look through the scope to identify your target, and press a button located on the front of the trigger guard to mark it. Once marked, an interrupter mechanism kicks in as you squeeze the trigger. It only allows the shot to fire once the crosshairs intersect a second time with the spot you marked.

The rifle itself is built using parts from a “who’s who” in the world of manufacturing precision long-range rifle parts, including a Surgeon action, Krieger barrel, and an Accuracy International AX chassis. The ammunition — .338 Lapua in one version, .300 Winchester Magnum for the two smaller rifles — is custom-loaded for the gun.

The part of the system that makes the headlines isn’t the rifle itself, but how the rifle interfaces with software and a sensor package straight out of Predator to come as close as possible to creating a “can’t miss” scenario at long range for even the least-experienced shooters.

Amazing. And I find myself hating it.
Although I definitely see the possible military applications for this, I have to ask, what is this really for? And, before you go getting all hissy on me like the commenters to Bob's post, no, I am not advocating banning it from the civilian market. I simply want to ask that we consider its real utility in how we apply it.

Do you think that it'll allow you to retake that 600 to 700-yard shot that you passed on a trophy bull elk last year? Carefully consider the implications of taking that long a shot. Period. Can you adequately see the animal and what is beyond it for safety's safe? Is the velocity and energy of your bullet still sufficient to make a humane kill?

I guess where my worry comes in is that some of the more financially well-off of the yahoos in our midst, who don't spend enough time at the range as is (and, why yes, I may be a tad hypocritical here - refer to the In The Field portion), may jump on this as the newest fad for reaching out and touching someone of the game animal variety. Think back to the ultra-magnum craze that swept the industry and our ranks  for a couple decades. Personally, all we had were a lot of numbskulls using rifles that cost more than my first truck, throwing out $3-5 per trigger pull, and still missing because they couldn't handle the recoil and muzzle blast and/or literally couldn't affford the proper range time.

Just thinking.

A Little Something from the HR Sith Lord

This article from Forbes is a little dated, but I found it while shredding - er- cleaning-out some of my old HR Sith Lord files. It's a rather fun and definitely appropriate if you manage people and organizations:
Five Leadership Mistakes of the Galactic Empire
Be sure to check it out!


Fondest thoughts from the Desktater, Darth Arbitrarian-Kaprishus.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Weekend Earworm: 06/09/2013

Probably my first real dose of age-related depression occurred during the birthday where I realized that I was now older than the average age of the Playboy* centerfolds. No longer were these nubile, exotic, older women. I think I'd just crossed the Rubicon into becoming a dirty, old man.

As far as being a dirty old man goes in relation to one of this weekend's earworms, does the fact that I was a freshman in college when this song and video came out exonerate me in any way?

Besides, I love the guitar riffs in this song. Honest!



*Yes, I'd had several subscriptions during my college and single years. But, it was to read the articles. Honest.

Bruin Necessities: So, The Blackhawks It Is

The first Original Six Stanley Cup Final since 1979 is a reality. 
This'll also be interesting as Tulip originally hails from Elgin, Illinois, and her dad was a Blackhawks fan...

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Weekend Earworm: 06/08/2013

Take a break, Driver 8, we've been on this shift too long.


Way to shield the hated heat.
Way to put myself to sleep.
Way to shield the hated heat.
Way to put myself, my children to sleep.

This Reminds Me of the Bunk Teenagers Would Say to Get In Each Other's Pants

The president called the records kept on millions of phone customers “modest encroachments on privacy.”
Honestly, Sweetie, it's only a modest encroachment on your zipper. I won't let it go to far. Honest, Babe.

Huh... Maybe we should consider a few other quotes?
“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
-Benjamin Franklin
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-front for the urge to rule it."
-H.L. Mencken

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most
oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent
moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity
may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will
torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their consciences.”
–C.S. Lewis

Friday, June 7, 2013

Bruin Necessities: Dunking Penguins in That Dirty Water!

Woo-Hoo! 4 and 0, Baby, and we're on to the Cup!

Got to listen to the 3rd period on my walk home from work (remember, we're 4 hours behind the East Coast up here), hooting and hollering the whole way. Loved hearing the hearing the fans through 98.5 Sports Hub's live feed and, yes, this song cranked to full-bore in on the sound system:


And, let's just not forget the old theme song. Makes me think of sneaking out of bed to peak around Dad's recliner as the games would start on old Channel 38:


Lotsa good #4 action in that blast from the past.

Doesn't Matter If Dubya Started It...

Obama's perpetuating it. So, where's the truly bloody hands?

Thursday, June 6, 2013

A Strong Candidate for Quote of the Year...

Goes to Becky Gerritson:
“I am not here as a serf or vassal. I am not begging my lords for mercy. I’m a born free American woman, wife, mother and citizen. And I’m telling my government that you’ve forgotten your place. It’s not your responsibility to look out for my well-being, and to monitor my speech. It’s not your right to assert an agenda. Your post, the post that you occupy, exists to preserve American liberty. You’ve sworn to perform that duty. And you have faltered.”
Or, as the Instapundit calls it:
THE SPIRIT THAT WASHINGTON FEARS AND DESPISES

Updated: Where's Joey?

Vice President Joe Biden, MIA.