No Relation to This D!psh!t

We may share a common name; however, there is no common lineage here.

Via Ace:

Murder Most Fowl: Former Rock Star Morrissey Says He Can't Appear on Jimmy Kimmel Because He Cannot Share the Stage with the "Animal Serial Killers" of "Duck Dynasty"

I'm not making that up.

"Duck Dynasty" is apparently a reality tv show about a family of duck hunters. Or, "Serial Animal Killers." (That was actually the original title of the program, but it didn't test well, except with animal serial killers.)

I wish there was a word for "not retarded" because I totally need it right now!

And, then there's this gem, via Breitbart:

British singer Morrissey may have figured this whole "war" thing out.

The singer, known both for his work with The Smiths and his solo recordings, says straight men's zest for killing leads to a planet teeming with conflict.

"War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men. They even get medals for it. Women don’t go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies."

Tell that to Jeffrey Dahmer's victims.

 I remember when he was all about asexuality back in the '90s. Hopefully, he hasn't reproduced in the interim of trying to get it all figured-out.