Danger: Don't Read While Trying to Eat Peanut Butter Crackers!

Taking a breaktime stroll out to the Home On The Range, I found out that Brigid has revived her Dating Point Systems. It is too funy and too true under the best of circumstances; however, as the title of my homage indicates, absolutely do NOT read if trying to scarf down some Keeblers during your afternoon break.

She prefaces her latest iteration of the piece with:

Like IDPA, if you ask some women, romance and marriage have their own point system. ...

However, I am also told that having been raised in a very testosterone laden household (all, including Mom, LEO, military, defense or special ops), I don't "think like a girl" . For example Partner and I were on the couch discussing a book set deep back in history where women pretty much gave birth, toiled in the house and died too young. I said "I just don't think I would have fit in back then" to which he replied "B., back then you would have been burned at the stake as a witch".

That actually made me smile.
 

Guys, a good take away:

THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with another friend (-2)

Named Trixi (-10)

Trixi is a professional pole dancer (-20)

Trixi is showing you her new implants (-40)

Your woman notices you now have your own pole (-600)
 

It's definitely worth a full read, as is pretty much everything she brings out to the Range!