Happy 4th of July, America!

I appreciate that this day celebrates the signing of Declaration of Independence; however, I think it is just as crucial to celebrate that which grew from it:

And, let's not forget this one:

And, one more:

Like so many other Gen-Xers, I had a leg up in memorizing the Preamble for my Civics classes thanks to Schoolhouse Rock. They were a bit simple but, still, f#cking awesome!

We don't make 'em like this anymore. And, that dear reader, is to our detriment.