Uh...

Good God, I hope this is a joke:

Today the New York Daily News leads with the discovery that Ryan has a tattoo on his right arm of his wife wearing a green and white jersey with the number 6 on it. No. 6 happens to be the number of the Jets' quarterback, Mark Sanchez.

First, it's the foot fetish. Unfortunately, Rex just keeps putting it in his mouth at playoff time. Now, we have this:

I'm all for getting kinky with the love of your life but, geez, in a Sanchez jersey?